* Update example events JSON blob
The example JSON blob given doesn't match up with the values I experience when running `docker-compose events` myself, so I'm updating the documentation to save someone else some time.
* Add link to event types for convenience
* Reword lots of instances of 'will'
* Reword lots of instances of won't
* Reword lots of instances of we'll
* Eradicate you'll
* Eradicate 'be able to' type of phrases
* Eradicate 'unable to' type of phrases
* Eradicate 'has / have to' type of phrases
* Eradicate 'note that' type of phrases
* Eradicate 'in order to' type of phrases
* Redirect to official Chef and Puppet docs
* Eradicate gratuitous 'please'
* Reduce use of e.g.
* Reduce use of i.e.
* Reduce use of N.B.
* Get rid of 'sexagesimal' and correct some errors